Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'll just have to hope when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me."

• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• For God's sake, just have another election
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• when all the white horses have broken free
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When living we have need of Death
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• all living things must above all else have hope
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• The me I hope to become
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• just to have some human contact
• You have no power over me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Could you have danced with me?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Things video games have taught me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• When oil recycling plants explode
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• No, but I'll have a beer
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• When I have female children
• Stoned music memories
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It could have been me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Have you ever made a just man?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Khaled Islambouli
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have just been shot
• Have One On Me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned

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