Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm impressed that you managed to come up with all this bullshit on the spot"

• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Come Pick Me Up
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Because it all burns up
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Curtis Come Up
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• We all come from the Goddess
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The End of All Things to Come
• up all night on DXM
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I'm All You Can Think About
• All Shook Up
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• All impressed and Half undressed
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• watching the sun come up
• Come on up to the House
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• all your monsters come to me
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All the Pretty Horses
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I don't remember all that much
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• I knew it all along...
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks

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