Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm Not Sorry
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm not homophobic but...
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm so sorry
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm sorry
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- So. Central Rain
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Being a dickhead
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm bored
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Im-
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm not sure
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm not that kinda girl
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm Losing You
- I'm tired
- Hands off, I'm special
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a little ICBM
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm just a bill
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm gay
- I'm with stupid
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm a little tea pot
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm Going Home
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm Glad
- I'm with the band
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I walk around when I'm high
- Damn, I'm good.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm not drinking any more
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Your Fan
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm not very cool
- 418 I'm a teapot
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