Findings:

• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I've been smoking ever since
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• Yan Can Cook
• Norman Cook
• Rachael Leigh Cook
• Stephen Cook
• Paul Cook
• Cook Islands
• How to Cook Everything
• Captain Cook
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• Instructions to the Cook
• cooked mode
• How to cook rice
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• How to cook the perfect steak
• Glen Cook
• Ready Steady Cook
• The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
• Robin Cook
• Entremettier
• Rotisseur
• John Cook
• Cook for your woman
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Cook's theorem
• Cooking asparagus
• Mount Cook
• The Cook's Prologue
• The Cook's Tale
• Hugh Cook
• Little Joe Cook
• Thomas Cook
• I Cooked Naguri
• Cook's Illustrated
• Twice-cooked cheese soufflé
• Cook the turkey first
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• An introduction to fish cookery
• Robert Cook
• How to Cook a Poet to Perfection
• How to Cook a Wolf
• How to cook and clean a live crab
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• Captain Cook Memorial Jet
• Cook's Reference
• Cook's Terminology
• Cook's Ingredients
• Cook's Equipment
• Cook's Helpful Advice
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Can't cook, won't cook
• Dane Cook
• Herbs and Spices
• Jon Cook
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Elisha Cook, Jr.
• Red cooked tofu
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• cook koo (user)
• Robin Cook's resignation speech
• A Cook's Tour
• Moosewood Restaurant Cooks at Home
• real men cook with oxidizing exothermic chemical reactions!
• To cook someone's goose
• The Robbery of Cayke the Cookie Cook
• Cook's tour
• cook (user)
• Edward Dutton Cook
• Eliza Cook
• Thomas Cook and Son
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Granny Cook (user)
• Italian food for the lousy cook
• 28 cook place (user)
• Olive Cook Award
• Ernest Cook Trust
• Cook Inlet
• How To Cook Meat
• How to Cook a Pig
• how to cook methamphetimine
• Cooks Travel Cheques
• How I does cook meth?
• Food I Should Eat (category)
• spicy pressure cooked ginger chicken pieces
• Cooks Source
• Line cook: fire and pain at 9.50 an hour
• line cook
• How to cook Indian food
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• tim cook
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Fanny Cradock Cooks for Christmas
• Too Many Cooks
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Cook James
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• eaten from the inside
• Sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• My liver is eaten by vultures.
• Until The Apple Eaten
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck

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