Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I call him every week but I can't share the vast majority of my life with him"

• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Better than kicking him into next week
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• you can't love him anymore.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• I'm not sharing him
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• You want that I should rough him up?
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Skim this life but never live
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• Every Which Way but Loose
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• An Ode for Him
• Peace be upon him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• him
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• You can run, but you can't hide
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• I ain't mad at him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• To the Not Impossible Him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I didn't want him
• I married him because he was not mean
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• A day without him is three months long
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Is she really going out with him?
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• as much as time to him reveals
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's never him
• Better him than me
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I refute him thus!
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• then I hugged him
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• death passed him by
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• She Misses Him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• Free but worthless shares
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Send him to Detroit!
• I was Chris to him
• His Infernal Majesty
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• My self-image hurts him
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Jen, I really hate him
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• But life is subjective.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• To let him know
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Just give him the damned fish
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Language of the dead
• For Him I Sing
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Stoned music memories
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• To Him Who Waits
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Divine hunger sustains him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him

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