Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can't even get a tyre for my motorbike! Fuck getting any petrol for it"

• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• At least things can't get any worse
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• can't get with
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I can't find the any key
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• you can't break even
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Can't get you out of my head
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Why can't I get over her
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Even cannibals get the blues
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• I can't get comfortable here
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Can't we all just get along?
• You can't get there from here
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
• we can get along even though we disagree
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• lipstick only came in red (for Tyre Nichols)
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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