Findings:
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- You can see right through me
- See Me, Feel Me
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Me So Horny
- feline allergies
- So, what's the problem with me?
- So Sue Me
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You were always so good to me
- the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- OBAFGKM
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- so save me (user)
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Don't stand so close to me
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- me so cute (user)
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Dont come near me (user)
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- I see the sea and the sea sees me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- You won't see me at the wedding
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- What did you See in Me?
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- And so, the countdown nears an end.
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- See Me Through Part II
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- If you could see me cry
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Computers Near Me
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- So much it scares me
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- So help me God
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Dont come near me. (user)
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- i require so little to sustain me
- Those I protect see me as a monster.
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- So tonight that I might see
- Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- American girls are all so easy
- Brave Bull
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Greenville Braves
- Atlanta Braves
- To Fight Aloud is Very Brave
- Brave Fencer Musashiden
- The Three Brave Men of the Island of Britain
- Betsy Braves the Bellows
- O brave new world
- Boston Braves
- Milwaukee Braves
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- didn't
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- Let's not, and say we didn't
- I wish I didn't live in the city
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- The cathedrals that didn't fall down
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- You didn't feel anything, did you
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- Of course the cops didn't catch us!
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I never metajoke I didn't like
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