Findings:

• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't want him
• Live Era '87-'93
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't want to know that
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I hate myself and want to die
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I want to dissect myself
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I punch myself often (user)
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If I didn't write
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Didn't you know?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• They didn't have the heart
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Impale
• myself
• You Enjoy Myself
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• I give myself
• I break myself down
• I left myself at the Airport
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• Driving Myself Crazy
• I try to see myself
• A conversation I had with myself once
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Myself and Mine
• Dancing With Myself
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• The day I punched myself in the face
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Talking to Myself
• I put away childish things, like myself
• I really really scared myself this evening
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I take myself dancing
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I hate myself right now
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• My withdrawal into myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• pukesick: notes to myself
• Slipping away from myself
• I can't stop torturing myself
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• talk myself down

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