Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't actually know jack shit about the Bible or this crucifixion nonsense"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• You Don't Know Jack
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• What the world wants to know about newts
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• we don't precisely know
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I don't feel the same way about you
• What I know about this table
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I don't know what else to do
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Things techies should know about brand names
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I dont know (user)
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't know how to smile
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• I know what I'm talking about
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I don't care about the air
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• A story about a person I do not know
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Things you should know about King James
• I don't know
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You don't know fear
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• You don't know my GOD
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• dont know (user)
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• I still don't even know you
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Don't Worry About the Government
• What you really need to know about Everything
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Everything I know about Writing
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• You, standing
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I know something about love
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• I know what is about to come
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Things everyone should know about cars
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Don't think about it
• Kirby G6
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Don't shit where you eat
• Node what you don't know
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• you don't want to know
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I don't know what to do with you
• They don't know what they're missing
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I just don't know when to quit.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't Know Much
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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