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• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• every secret thing was made by some one
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• One hour there was sunlight
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• I/i was shouting for you to hear./
• I remember, there was one
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I married him because he was not mean
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I was one of those girls
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Trompe
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• One Step Above
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Rebeca Martinez
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• was
• The Walrus was Paul
• Kilroy was here
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I have root on your head
• I must have three heads
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Words that only have one context
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Go over one's head
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• Two heads are better than one
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Have One On Me
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Descartes was wrong
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• because I have given up any care
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have one whole anus
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I could have been one of a two
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating

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