Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have never seen a pea-green monkey before, and it strikes me you are quite gorgeous."

• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• tell me what you have in your heart
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I've Never Been to Me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Things video games have taught me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Just before never waking
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I Have Never Known a World
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If you told me this never happened
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have seen the elephant
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Something I Can Never Have
• People have fucked up before
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Using a command line
• Questions we will never have answers to
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• What have you done for me lately?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• Before you, there was me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• I have never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have never felt more alive
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Before Me
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Could you have danced with me?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You have no power over me
• It could have been me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Have One On Me
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?

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