Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- far be it from me
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Things never were what they used to be
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- That would be me
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- You mean the me that you would be
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
- call me garbage one more time
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- The Ten Commandments revised
- They call me Engineer-khan
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- it would be hilarious if only
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- OBAFGKM
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Work hard. Be strong.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- They will not be named!
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- A whimper would be fine
- They Might Be Giants
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Free to Be, You and Me
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- marry me and you'll be safe
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Work hard and be nice
- There are times when they seem to be right
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- play dumb
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Look siad me Be like me
- There need to be more powers
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- There will be no more stories to read
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- It's Hard to be Humble
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
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