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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• How Do You Want Me?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Do you like me?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• want me like time
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You like me, you really like me!
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• The full moon made me do it
• Do you know me?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What Do I Do With Me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• What you do to me
• My Company Likes Me
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Black Like Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• You Do Something To Me
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• You Can Count on Me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• A Doll Like Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• treat me like a woman
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• can you get enough of me?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• You're like a brother to me
• Walk Like Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He brings me books like flowers
• Republican Like Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Can you hear me flailing
• Catch Me If You Can
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Can You Fill Me In?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Why Do You Love Me?
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Do you think it's me?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• The Internet made me do it
• Live Era '87-'93
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Can You Take Me Back
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You can see right through me
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you

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