Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It happened three times, actually. I just didn't get caught the first time."

• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Just click your heels together three times and...
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• first time in NYC
• First Times
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Hot pursuit
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Do it right the first time
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Headed East, through three time zones
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• our first time
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• Everyone falls the first time
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• Different reasons
• The first time I knew I was different
• The first time
• Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• What I tell you three times is true
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Three times a charm, a hat trick in the park
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Nietzsche's Individual: Caught in Time yet Towering Above It
• Three times the Pale Rider came
• there's a first time for everything
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• Always for the first time
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• my first time on roller blades
• the first time always sucks
• A guide for the first time raver
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• first time caller longtime listener
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• The first time I flew
• A first time for everything
• Tips for first time flyers
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The first time I saw her
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It happened a long time ago
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• her first time
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Just be home in time for supper
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• This happens all the time
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• Tulip Time
• The First Three Minutes
• What happens when you get too lonely
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• free time
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Good Times virus
• High Times
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Can we all just get along?
• copious free time
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• Waste of Time
• Everything Time
• Real-time strategy
• Wasting time
• Times Square
• The First of the Three Spirits
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What can you get for three cents?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• The Time Warp
• time
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• Out of Time
• negative time
• Time Enough for Love
• It can't rain all the time
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• How to get a first class seat in economy class
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Rape committed by women
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• Can't we all just get along?
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• You just don't get it
• Let's get just one thing straight
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Just because it happened to you
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments

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