Findings:

• Better him than me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better off with him than here with me
• better than natural
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• A modem is better than nothing
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Better Than Bouillon
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Better than kicking him into next week
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• More Alive Than Me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Things that are better than sex
• Tickling is better than sex
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• better than a living will
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• better than Radiohead
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• leave it better than you found it
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• You aren't better than human
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Some Days are Better than Others
• all other times are better than 6 am
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than the best
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• better than 2 (user)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• for() is better than while()
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• A Better Version of Me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• better than half my insides
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Better Than Garbo
• You taught me more than hugging
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Rebeca Martinez
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• What can be better than that?
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Better Than Chocolate
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• six steps to better software
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• You had better...!!!
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor

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