Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Left a note to myself on the mirror, "I will not be a girl who hurts herself.""

• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Who Will Be There
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The girl who left a legend
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There will never be another you
• The end will be a sellout
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Someday, I will be strong
• There will be no more stories to read
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You will be assimilated
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• There Will Be Blood
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The revolution will not be televised
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• the world will be remade in our image
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I used to be that girl.
• I will be in my trailer!
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If it be your will
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will always be in the details
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• node that will be my legacy
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The Man Who Would Be King
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Boys will be boys
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I fear I will be nothing
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• What life after death will really be like
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The next life will be better
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• OBAFGKM
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Everything will be alright
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They will not be named!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• play dumb
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Carl Everett
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• There will be time
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Will I be given that chance?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Will I cease to be
• all the cute guys will be there
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Marks which will never be broken
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The Revolution will be televised
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board

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