Findings:

• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• The next life will be better
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• How do you make a life matter?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• It will get better
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• It doesn't get any better than this
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• $50 will save your life
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• Moomin and Family Life
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Better than Life
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Flax seeds will save your life
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A pill that will make you normal
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• A better life through lying
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better than a living will
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• How to make everything2 a better place
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Family Life merit badge
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• What life after death will really be like
• It is not your life, you will perhaps listen a little closer
• I will not spend my life like this
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Proper format will save your life
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• The amazing sticker movement will change your life
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Life will get easier
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• Any fool can make a rule
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• I will make you stronger
• One word that will make others laugh
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Will explosive decompression make my blood boil?
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• This Book Will Save Your Life
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I Will Make You Know
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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