Findings:

• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Capitalize, please
• people who don't exist
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• People who don't read
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who carp about their jobs
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Know your pets
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• cell phone
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Things people put up their butts
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Stadium Cell Phone Clowns
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The bored who complain
• Taking things at surface value
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Why people who jog live longer
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• cell phone programming
• Cell phone holder
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Cell Phone Radiation
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't encourage people to read
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• And I don't even know their names
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• cat haters
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Type A blood
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Using a command line
• People who use Windows
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Two people who are not touching
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Buying a cell phone
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Supernatural cell phone
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't believe in people
• Indigenous people don't exist
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Bic vs Cell Phone
• Things people don't want to hear
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Cell Phone Interruptus
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• cell phone jammer
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• old keyboards and broken cell phones
• Cell Phone Zombies
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• play dumb
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People exploding in movies
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.

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