Findings:
- People who carp about their jobs
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Know your pets
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Dead links in writeups
- Capitalize, please
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Flaunting your sexuality
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Judging women by their books
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- People in glass houses should not throw stones
- People who died laughing
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Countries named after people
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Addressing others by their user names
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- A Society of People Named Elihu
- Rednecks hating Canada
- People who use Windows
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Don't Give Me Names
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Old People Names
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Taking things at surface value
- And I don't even know their names
- play dumb
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Things people put up their butts
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Things you give people that they keep
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- People who are not anarchists
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- people who need people are just people who need people
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- The People Who Used to Live There
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- People who don't read
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- People with programming languages named after them
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- halfway house for my name first
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- The same people with different names
- come name their bone dance
- may their names be sung forever
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Nice names for stupid people
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- cat haters
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Why people who jog live longer
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Dont Give Names (user)
- Two people who are not touching
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Type A blood
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- people who wear camo
- people who don't exist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Using a command line
- The bored who complain
- People who love FTP
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- The other people who hate war
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- Give up
- drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
- Give 'Em The Boot II
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Give me my long sword, ho!
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- Give your tax refund to charity
- If I Had the World to Give
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