Findings:

• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please help me!
• god help me
• So help me God
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Help me help you
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm not in love, set me free
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• A conversation between me and god
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Show Me God
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Tell me of the nature of love
• My mom loved me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Help Me, Daddy
• She said she loved me
• Love me the way that I love you
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Jesus Loves Me
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• O tell me the truth about love
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• like you love me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• sky loves me (user)
• God Loves You
• God's Love
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• God, Love, and the Democratic Process
• Hindu Love Gods
• The Love God?
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• love of god (user)
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• help me (user)
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• My God, don't tempt me!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If you really loved me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Somebody Loves Me
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• She loved me for my maths
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• If No One Will Love Me
• Helping a loved one with depression
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• They love me in San Francisco
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Show Me Love
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• The God of Love
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• You tell me this is God?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• For the love of /dev/god
• To The God of Love
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• God Loves Ugly
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• God is love
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• God help us
• God loves art
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• God holds me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• You say you want to help me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Whom the gods love
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Time Travelers please help!
• love me
• God helps those who help themselves
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Pity Me, My Love
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Know me better, and love me better
• lord help me, for i am weak
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• She Loves Me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• feline allergies
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I thought you loved me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• God Loves, Man Kills
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Love Me Tender
• let me love you (user)
• Loves me like a bottle
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• To Love is to Reach God

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