Findings:

• It doesn't get any better than this
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• better than half my insides
• for() is better than while()
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• leave it better than you found it
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• What can be better than that?
• Better Than Ezra
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• better than Radiohead
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Get Better
• Better blatant than latent
• Ideas are better than apples
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• It Gets Better Project
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Better safe than sorry
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better him than me
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• better late than never
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Better Than Bouillon
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• At least things can't get any worse
• How to get more change than you deserve
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• A better model than the one at data general
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• The book is better than the movie
• Even better than the real thing
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• A determination to do better than
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• better than 2 (user)
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• A modem is better than nothing
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Rebeca Martinez
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Things that are better than sex
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Much better than a piss test
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Treatment of corporations
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Why cats are better than dogs
• CD vs. vinyl
• Better Dead Than Red
• It will get better
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• I can do much better than this
• Original better than the sequel
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Are we better than everything else?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Better than Life
• Better Than Sex Cake
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Two heads are better than one
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Better than Sex
• There were times better than this
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Half a loaf is better than none
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Better Than Garbo
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• better than a living will
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• better than the best
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better Than Chocolate
• It gets better
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better than kicking him into next week
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better off with him than here with me
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• You aren't better than human
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Press any key to continue
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• any way, shape or form
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!

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