Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sometimes I'm glad I'm a citizen of a moderately totalitarian dictatorship. That was one of those times."

• I'm in one of those moods again
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm Glad
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm glad you're here.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I was one of those girls
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm Going Home
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• the words I'm after
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not a part of this world
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm game
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm scared
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm with stupid
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm no Whitman...
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm tired of calling 911
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill

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