Findings:
- scars are souvenirs you never lose
- Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
- Maddux loses his bell for heavy grief
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- His majesty's caravan is as compelling as your temper.
- Never Ever
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- If I ever lose my legs
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- happily ever after
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Now more than ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Unhappily Ever After
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Temper tag
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- the best damned story ever written
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- Dischord Recording Artists
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- Tinker to Evers to Chance
- If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- All I ever wanted to be
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Ever Onward
- The greatest drill command ever
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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