Findings:

• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• The worst fanfic ever
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• The worst name ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• the worst haircut ever
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Worst Node Ever
• The worst job interview ever
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• The worst ending ever
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Atari Jaguar
• Atari ST
• Atari 2600
• Atari 400/800
• Atari Teenage Riot
• Atari Falcon030
• Atari Games
• Atari Force
• Atari XE
• Atari 7800
• Circus Atari
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Atari Falcon
• Atari 5200
• Atari 2600 Game Programmers
• An example of Atari 2600 source code
• Obscure Atari 2600 Game Programmers
• Atari 5200 Game Programmers
• Atari 7800 Game Programmers
• Atari 2600 Games
• Atari rarity guide
• Atari VCS
• Atari Video Cube
• atari (user)
• Atari 130XE
• Atari Brainstorm Session circa 1980
• Atari ST Book
• Atari Keyboard Controller
• Atari Portfolio
• Making your own Atari 2600 controllers
• Atari 2800
• Atari Flashback
• like sepia-tinted Polaroids of kids in silver-piped tracksuits playing Atari
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Same as it Ever Was
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Dischord Recording Artists
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window

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