Findings:

• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• This one's gonna bruise
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The most engine failures in one flight
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• one learns the most when losing
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• the one single thing I regret losing the most
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• He who dies with the most toys wins
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The Wild Colonials
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• Nobody chooses apples with bruises
• Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
• Bruise and muscle cream
• bone bruise
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• Bruised rib
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• The color of those bruises
• you bruise easily for a hard girl
• Bruise, muscle and bone
• 12 Bar Bruise
• lose
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
• deserves to lose
• You win some, you lose some
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• lose lose
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• Ways to lose files
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• RimRod Loses the McDonald's Curse
• To 'lose the benefit'
• Lose the roommate
• It's well past time for you to totally lose it
• You lose
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• I win. You lose.
• lose with a little panache
• How to lose weight
• Pac-Man is born to lose
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• lose out
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
• You always lose
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
• Estonian money loses its value tomorrow!
• Nothing To Lose
• The Winner Loses
• Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
• Too much to lose
• More To Lose
• Lose Yourself
• Stay, We Must Not Lose Our Senses
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• You Win Sum You Lose Sum
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Toto Loses Something
• Button-Bright Loses Himself
• Maddux loses his bell for heavy grief
• If I ever lose my legs
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Some men are born to lose
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• In a contest with a vertebrate, an insect usually loses
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• Why Muslims should lose the War on Terror
• Lose/Lose
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
• Five ways Trump could still lose
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• All I have left to lose
• This Is How You Lose the Time War
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• don't lose sight of the ground. hold onto the rocks.
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• World's most flexible programming language
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• most
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Why you are the most important person here
• The most elusive type of problem in a C program
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Most Valuable Player
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• America's Most Wanted
• The Most Wanted Song
• The Most Unwanted Song
• The most dead-eyed Everythingian
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• The five most important numbers
• Surah 87 The Most High
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• The most frequently banned books in the 1990s
• most densely populated square mile West of the Mississippi
• The most beautiful woman on Earth
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents
• most common street names in the U.S.
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Ichiban Utsukushiku (The Most Beautiful)
• The most embarrassing thing
• Most Wired Colleges
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• The Most Lovely Thing
• Most congested interchanges
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Most Dangerous Jobs in America
• most deadly sports
• The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
• The Most Embarrassing Christmas Present
• My most depressing and most inspiring moment in teaching
• World's most narrowly useful programming language
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Overused chord progressions
• the most common middle names
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• Reheating leftover pizza
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• The world's most ignorant people
• most of a computer's noise is the hard drive
• What I fear most
• i remember, most of all, the places that cradled my thoughts
• My most embarrassing moment
• The most and least expensive cities in the world
• The Most Dangerous Game
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• pointless HTML in email
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Embarrassing Movie Debut
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• Probably the most useful phone number in England
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The most useful items
• In the Name of God, Most Beneficent, Most Merciful
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Most used English words
• Bernard Most
• The most confusing bet ever
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age

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