Findings:
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Mystic crystal revelation, and the mind's true liberation
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- How the Mind Works
- Dream Repeat (or: Existence Is the Dream That Dances Endlessly in the Echo Chamber of the Sleeping Mind)
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- how hungry is the mind
- Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Kaleidoscope of Heart and Mind (category)
- How Technology is Hijacking Your Mind
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- How the King Changed His Mind
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- You, standing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- A mind is a terrible thing to waste
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I have one whole anus
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to lose weight
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- How to have lesbian sex
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- How one man could control the Senate
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I could have been one of a two
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Losing the respect of your community
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Words that only have one context
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to "Have People"
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Sex in a small car
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- How could you ever have enough?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- EBR II
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How we have grown apart
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- How to have an out of body experience
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- It must have rained or something
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Sex with a chicken
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Have One On Me
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- How long have you known?
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How we could still have a President Trump
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- All I have left to lose
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
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