Findings:

• When we were little kids, running
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When We Were Kings
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• when we were children
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• when you were words
• When Things Were Rotten
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When were the gospels written?
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• It hurt when we were pruned
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• November 4, 1995
• When you were my baby
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When We Were Very Young
• When We Were Orphans
• You were here when I fell asleep
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When We Were Mud
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• America's Funniest Home Videos
• Ski piss
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• America's Funniest People
• Dave Award for the Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2009
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• "We're With Ditka"
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're waiting for you to die
• I'd elope if I were you
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• We're all doing just fine
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If All the World Were Paper
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If the real world were like the internet
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If I were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The place where you were undone
• We're, Where, Were
• the words were enough
• this is it, we're going to die
• If the Current Were to Call
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• As if either one of us were happy
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If This Were a Movie
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• We're all guinea pigs
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• If I Were a Rich Man
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Or were they chords of sun?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Fossils were put there by God
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• We were tripping
• If Wishes Were Horses
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• If Jesus were alive today
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Where were you then?
• I dreamed you were a god once
• I wish it were raining
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• We're one, but we're not the same
• you were reasonable
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• You Were The Fool
• If I Were King

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