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• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Who wants some schlock
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Famous People from Sheffield
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• Postcards from the Edge
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Planting by the signs
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• famous sea chanties from the asphalt triangle (document)
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• A Postcard from the Edge
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• Getting what you want from tech support
• postcard from a stray crow
• Postcard from the apocalypse
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Old man who lived by the crick
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who wants a down vote
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• i just want to know who i am
• I want to hear about his day in person
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• The Who By Numbers
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Judging women by their books
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• The Child who came from an Egg
• What I want from life
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• A Postcard from the Volcano
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Who wants trident?
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire

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