Findings:
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm not sharing him
- George Lucas
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Is she really going out with him?
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Next time you leave me
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- The Fire Next Time
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- What's going to happen next?
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Now You See It/Him/Them
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- Let there be another next time
- I see time as the chain links of a DNA strand
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- I see you online, all the time
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm Going Crazy
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm going to the moon
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- I'm going to kill you
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- This time, this isn’t going to pass
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- Better than kicking him into next week
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- George Lucas In Love
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- as much as time to him reveals
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
- Better luck next time
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Riots due to a power outage
- See you next Wednesday...
- Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Long time no see
- You see, my son, here time changes into space
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Same Time, Next Year
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
- George Carlin
- George Clinton
- George Washington
- George Harrison
- George Thorogood
- George Russell
- Prince George's County, Maryland
- George Maciunas
- George Gershwin
- George W. Bush
- George R. R. Martin
- George Barris
- George Wallace
- George Steinbrenner
- George McCellan
- George "The Animal" Steele
- George C. Scott
- Georges Seurat
- George Spencer-Brown
- George Shapiro
- George Moscone
- The George Carlin Theory
- George Woltman
- George Miller
- George Washington's Inaugural Addresses
- Georges Perec
- George Ritzer
- George Washington Bridge
- George Hunter White
- George Foster
- George Fox
- George Washington Carver
- George Spelvin
- George Burns
- George Kaplan
- George Cayley
- Sunday in the Park with George
- George Frideric Handel
- George Allen
- Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
- Curious George (user)
- George Balanchine
- George Stephenson
- George Jones
- George Lazenby
- George Selden
- George MacDonald
- George Crane
- George Ryan
- The Journal of George Fox
- Furious George
- Georges Cuvier
- Bonnie George Campbell
- George Will
- George W. Bush Metanode
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