Findings:

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• You have your work cut out for you
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Something I Can Never Have
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Distribution of preferences for three musical works by class fraction
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Gifts we already have
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The terrorists have already won
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Though you can tell me
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• As far as the eye can see
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• How to tell she's good looking
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• There is something we can do
• Eyes can look away, memories remain
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
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• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can work in the pit
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• windows where I can look out
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• The Library Book
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• you already have what it takes
• I can no longer tell you
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Something to remember me by
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• truth waits for eyes unclouded by longing
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• How can an atheist have morals?
• You never can tell
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• you never can tell with bees
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• old books can tell more than one story
• If you can say something nice, do
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I can divide by zero
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You can tell a Marine
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Adapting literary works for film and television

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