Findings:

• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Smoking can kill you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Squash can kill you
• What we think we know can kill us
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I will kill you if I can
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can't kill the hate machine with hate. That is its fuel.
• A View to a Kill
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I killed a pigeon
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• can till can't
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• One Shot One Kill
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• Kill Yr Idols
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Kill your sampler
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Someone please kill me
• Kill a rap
• kill -KILL
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Let's Get Killed
• kill file
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• like you're blind but still can see
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Kill Yourself
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Kill the Poor
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Kill Rock Stars
• Bikini Kill
• They killed our Lord
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Kill time before it kills you
• Humane octopus killing
• kill word
• kill -9
• Kill Your Television
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• I think I killed it
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I kill microbes for a living
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I Love to Kill
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Kill 'em All
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Know your pets
• You can, but you may not
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• But can a robot love.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but with words we can create anything
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Kill
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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