Findings:

• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• People who use Windows
• The People Who Used to Live There
• How to herd people in public
• there are no good or bad people
• Using a command line
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Why people who jog live longer
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The other people who hate war
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Movie theaters can change people
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• People who are not anarchists
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• canned food
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• play dumb
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who don't read
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• When writers use Latin
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• we can all just be around other people
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• can people change?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• How can people listen to that crap?
• cat haters
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Type A blood
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People who died laughing
• Two people who are not touching
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• people who wear camo
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People who love FTP
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• people who don't exist
• People who carp about their jobs
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How fast can blind people read?
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• trick or can
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Girl gangstas
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• fish or cut bait
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Know your pets
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Taking things at surface value
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• The bored who complain
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Capitalize, please
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• The People who Fell into the Sky

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