Findings:

• Accidental death odds
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• It sucks not being a bear.
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Killed By Death
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• The Wild Colonials
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Being Involved
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• Being asked to sponsor
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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