Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "being savagely beaten with a chair leg then forced to eat glass while suspended upside-down over a pit of retarded mutant pit-bulls"

• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Chair Force
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Leg Over
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• The drum of death is being beaten.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Roll Your Leg Over
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• How to eat a shot glass
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Confessions over crushed glass punch
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
• If a service is "free," then YOU are the product being sold.
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Cease, then, being Emperor
• taken, dragged, beaten
• Off the beaten path
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• The beaten brass of the moon
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• imperfect being (user)
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• while a waitress pours coffee
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The dangers of being open minded
• The perks of being a wallflower
• On Being Human
• The bored who complain
• It's nice being in shape
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• Being with an older woman
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Being the Younger Man
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• On being a staunch monarchist
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• The benefits of being single
• being doored
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Being a dickhead
• Toward a Psychology of Being
• On not being a writer in Prague
• On being a rock
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The Wild Colonials
• Being Involved
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• Being asked to sponsor
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier

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