Findings:
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
- Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Ten commandments of man, given to woman
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- On Being a Woman
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Eat Drink Man Woman
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Man Stroke Woman
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
- On being a man
- I am the only being whose doom...
- rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Death by Woman (user)
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- There was a man and a woman
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Neanderthal race, or man
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- beneath a woman or behind a stone
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- one man's summer is another woman's winter
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Getting hit by a woman
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Swimming pool injury
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- male masturbation
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- Why does Man kill?
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
- vanity and the man woman thing
- The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
- Man... or Astro-man?
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Man Smart, Woman Smarter
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- Memoir: C'mon, Man, It's Only a Safety Pin!
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- The Only Sane Man I Know
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- Accidental death odds
- Bean Woman and Corn Man
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- Is this true or only clever?
- What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
- A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
- Pain does not matter to a man.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- It's Lonely Being Only
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
- imagine being free of words and only seeing a page full of symbols
- Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
- On being the Older Woman
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Being a man
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I got hit by the pizza man
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- Stand by Your Man
- Being with an older woman
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Determine your sexual preference by smell
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- Being the Younger Man
- Eating only rice to get by
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Spiritual beings having a physical experience
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- The lost man by the wayside
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Fucked by the woman of your dreams
- A World Lit Only By Fire
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- The Wild Colonials
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- What does a woman want
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Female masturbation
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- By hook or by crook
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- So does this count as a three-way or...
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Fact or Fiction
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- or i guess it does
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
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