Findings:

• Don't mess with Texas
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'm not drinking any more
• but to more fully experience the wheel
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• don't damage the telepath
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but don't take my word for it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But What About the Property Damage?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• the gentle desert wind did more damage
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Being a dickhead
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Mess with Texas
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have any real problems
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Texas Harmadillo
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time

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