Findings:

• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Music need not be popular to be good
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• The Universe said, Ha!
• Ha
• Everyone has an accent
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Evolution has never been observed
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• God has no free will
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Pop has eaten itself
• Life has its course
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• the hottest it has ever been
• an nyong ha se yo
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• ne mo ha mo nai
• Your hair has turned white
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Has
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• German grammar
• I'm Going Home
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Something inside has died
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Elvis has left the building
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• A community without shame has no future
• She has trouble acting normal
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• 911 has an automated response
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• the time has come
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• ha!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Satan has your nose
• MY life has no carrot
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Music Has the Right to Children
• has the X nature
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Thumbs Up going down
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• My warranty has run out
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• September has such a feeling
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• The etrix has you
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• ha ha only serious
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Genius has its own etiquette
• Morning Has Broken
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Hoo-ha
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• great things he has taught us
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Time Has Come Today
• Yom Hashoah
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Naming Windows computers
• Life has more twists than a rope
• I'm going to the moon
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Experience has made me bitter
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The Path Has Vanished
• Water has negative calories
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Ebonics began with pirates

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