Findings:

• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will never be a real woman
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• They will not be named!
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be televised
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• there will be a last
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will always be in the details
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• The next life will be better
• Marks which will never be broken
• The television will not be revolutionized
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• It will never be just you
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Who Will Be There
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I will always be weird inside
• Carl Everett
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• The Revolution will be televised
• On the comet there will be much pie
• What life after death will really be like
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• There Will Be Blood
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I will be light
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be your young sinner
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will be good when I am leader
• This love will be your downfall.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Will I cease to be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I fear I will be nothing
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• node that will be my legacy
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The end will be a sellout
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Will I be given that chance?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I will be in my trailer!
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• all the cute guys will be there
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Someday, I will be strong
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Everything will be alright
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Even the dead will not be safe

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