Findings:
- Balanced honesty is the best policy
- Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- Honesty is the best policy.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You're never around when I need you
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When you're dead, you're dead
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Swing when you're winning
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Secret Government
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When you're alone
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When You're Evil
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're home alone
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy
- Why you're my best friend.
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You know you're in the SCA when
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- Sing when you're winning
- Memory is best served when chilled
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- You know you're a geek when...
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Only when you're older
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- best users (usergroup)
- Best Buy
- best
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- Best of the Best
- best boy
- on my best days
- The best teacher I ever had
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- What Germans do best
- suddenly you're all i see
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Best Customer
- My best friend, Josh
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- best friends
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The Best Feeling Ever
- My best dead friend
- Parking warning
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- How do we find the very best clock?
- The Best and the Brightest
- Best Western
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Moms make the best lunches
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- Hunger is the best spice
- Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
- Best of Breed
- My gay best friend
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- The Best Scones
- The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- best man's speech
- best man
- Baltimore has the best storms
- Best college admission essays
- Best friends, for awhile
- The Best of James
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
- The best conversations take place in bed
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