Findings:

• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• To die the death of a rag doll
• How Long Copyright Protection Endures
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Death to Harry Potter! Long Live the Revolution!
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• TGoP: Of How Imbaun Spake of Death to the King
• How Long Blues
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• How will I die?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The Long Walk and the Bataan Death March
• This is How You Die
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• How long do babies sleep?
• how long does it go (user)
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How long is a piece of string?
• How Scholastica Took the Wrong Path and Ruined Bill Moyers
• How long can you hold your breath?
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Die the death
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• How to die in a crevasse
• this is how i'm going to die.
• The Death of Bishop Eddie Long
• How to fake your own little death
• how many more must die?
• learning how to die
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Love and Death on Long Island
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• How to ride long distances in a car
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Sky god, how long til the night?
• How to grow your hair long
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How long have you known?
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How Long is a Chinaman
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Defeating the Lecture of Death
• How to fake your own death
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Blue Screen of Death
• Masque of the Red Death animation
• Black Death
• death metal
• Death In Vegas
• Life after death
• Gruesome death
• death spiral
• white death
• Amused to Death
• click of death
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Rock Death
• death ray
• Southern Death Cult
• Death penalty
• Angel of Death
• Bataan Death March
• Chronicle of a Death Foretold
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• Wisconsin Death Trip
• Death Comes for the Archbishop
• Death of Rats
• death rattle
• Dance of Death
• Death by Water
• The Death of Curoi
• The Death of Cuchulainn
• Death Guild
• Death Rune
• Scary Face of Death (user)
• Non-military contracted labor built the Death Star
• The Screaming, Flaming Skull of Death
• Payable on Death
• Alphabet Death Game
• Bajoran death chant
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Death By Chocolate
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Death Race 2000
• Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
• death of a friend
• Internet Death Penalty
• Usenet Death Penalty
• Hump one to death
• DJ Infinite Death
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Death of Superman
• Saint Jean de Brébeuf
• 1984 Chrysler Death Trap
• the valley of the shadow of death
• Faces of Death
• The little death
• Curing Death
• black screen of death
• Sudden Unexplained Death
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Fear of death
• Death Valley
• Chromatic Death
• Everything Death Borg (user)
• Super Karate Monkey Death Fighters: the Movie
• Is our ultimate economic goal death?
• eat flaming death
• Death Square
• Imminent death of The Net predicted!
• Ping O' Death
• death code
• terminal brain death
• you make me think of death
• Death in the Afternoon
• The Death of the Hired Man
• The problem of life and death
• The Slow Death of the Japanese Meal
• corporate death penalty
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Killed By Death
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• wand of death
• George W. Bush and the Texas death penalty
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Death of Sardanapalus
• Death eating a cracker
• On the death of a partridge
• The death of a man I had never known
• The Death of Marat
• The Passing of Death
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• I once clutched death in my hands
• The Death of Taira Noritsune
• The Death Car
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• death squad
• Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
• Blair's Death Sauce
• Death Row
• Death of PLUR at a RAVE
• The death of Mr. Hooper
• The Death of Juzo Itami
• Death at the dentist
• Death to Antarctican Robotic Death Ninjas
• death cookies
• Mongolian Death Worm
• Death on an autumn night
• The Life, Death, and Resurrection of Christ
• slow death (user)
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Come, Sweet Death
• Sex and Death
• The Mega Man Death Sound
• The Death of the Hen
• Death and Resurrection
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Death Care Industry

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