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• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• To the world you're just one person
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• like you're blind but still can see
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you know things are just meant to be
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• You're the wrong species
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You're the One that I Want
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Now you're on the trolley
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• it's still just me in here
• You're to Make Young Gems
• I hope you're fucking happy
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• your vs. you're
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You're evil
• You're not a monk
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• Now You're Screwed
• If you're hungry, blame me
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're never around when I need you
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• You think you're special
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're so money
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You're Only Old Once!
• You're too young to be so old
• You're So Vain
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• When you're alone
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You're so come here go away
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're running Linux on what?
• you're afraid
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Newton, you're a crackpot
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• You're playing you, now
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Bullshit squared is still just bullshit
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Something is still possible. You've just forgotten.
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Time flies when you're having fun
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You're Under Arrest!
• You're welcome
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Never look like you're staring
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Three strikes you're out
• You're all Sheep
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're soaking in it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• You're missing it
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're In The Air
• You know you're a geek when...
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• What happens if you're too nice?
• When you're home alone
• You're not alone
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're not the boss of me
• You're too good to be human
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Imagine you're not alone
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• You're a dick
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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