Findings:

• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Boys will be boys
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will always be in the details
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• There will never be another you
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• The next life will be better
• Will I cease to be
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• My RPG will be a work of art
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• This statement cannot be proven
• Carl Everett
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I will always be weird inside
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Marks which will never be broken
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• there will be a last
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• the world will be remade in our image
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• To thine own self be true
• The revolution will not be televised
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• If It Be True
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Who Will Be There
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The revolution will not be webcast
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• You will be assimilated
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I will be in my trailer!
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There will be no more stories to read
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There Will Be Blood
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Everything will be alright
• If it be your will
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Too good to be true
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will I be given that chance?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• What life after death will really be like
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• node that will be my legacy
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The end will be a sellout
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I fear I will be nothing
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• On the comet there will be much pie
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Revolution will be televised
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given

If you Log in you could create a "in any language, most of the statements formulated will be true" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.