Findings:

• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Just call me fluffy
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• me or the gun
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• it's still just me in here
• If you could see me cry
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• It's Me or the Dog
• give me the truth or nothing
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• What did you See in Me?
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• You won't see me at the wedding
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Just to see what it would be like
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I see the sea and the sea sees me
• Drugs Or Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Just Me (user)
• People just expect things from me
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• She just looks at me
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just Let Me Breathe
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• it's just me (user)
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• What Playboy taught me just now
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• See Me Through Part II
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• See Me, Feel Me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• You can see right through me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Not just a happy ending
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.

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