Findings:

• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• SciFiQuest 3016: Stuff What Hasn't Happened Yet.
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• Accidents will happen
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• This will never happen
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• will happen, happening, happened
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• What happens when we die?
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Nothing Much Happens
• What happens to nice girls?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• can't happen
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• Level 2
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• What happened to claymation?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• God has no free will
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• True love happens
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• cliches happen
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Everything Happens at Night
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Everything happens now
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• If you told me this never happened
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• How it would happen
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Shit happens
• Just because it happened to you
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• feline allergies
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• The Big Bang happened here
• What do you want to see happen?
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• It Happened One Night
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What happens if you question your existence?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• How could this happen?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• It Can't Happen Here
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• It happened a long time ago
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents Never Happen
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I think I will break but I mend
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• happen
• As It Happens
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Something Happens
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• You Know What Happens
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• an accident waiting to happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• Something Happened
• A boating accident waiting to happen

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