Findings:
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to be a good customer
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- How To Be Good
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- How to be telekinetic
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- How To Be Funny
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Just to see what it would be like
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Just be home in time for supper
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Evil be thou my good
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Be cool in college
- I just want to be friends
- You could be so delicious
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- That I Would Be Good
- How to be an improv musician
- Too good to be true
- How to Be Alone
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- How to be a badass
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- I just want to be a drummer
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Exes can be good things
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- how to be a friend
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Moon Came to Be
- If I could be someone
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- TV can be a good thing
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- The Ten Commandments revised
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- How to be a lardass
- How to be a street musician
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- The best kind of bartender
- Could man be drunk for ever
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be invisible
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a geek
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- Let's just be friends
- Things that could be
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- Music need not be popular to be good
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- You're too good to be human
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- good reasons to be content
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be an asshole
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- How to be a fuck-up
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- How to be anonymous
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- How to be a troll
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- The mountain could be home
- Be a model or just look like one
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- It Could Always Be Worse
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Publish and be damned!
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- The Be Good Tanyas
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- All we need is just to be
- How to be a terrible customer
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