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• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Too good to be true
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• If we're such good friends
• You're too good to be human
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If your wish be to close me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• You were always so good to me
• the good days are killing me too
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Short can be good! (document)
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Look siad me Be like me
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Things never were what they used to be
• how to be a friend
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• OBAFGKM
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Trying to be friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Hot pursuit
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• marry me and you'll be safe
• How to be a good customer
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Evil be thou my good
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You're too young to be so old
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That I Would Be Good
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• How To Be Good
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The Be Good Tanyas
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• How to be a good evil villain
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Let me be your fantasy
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Darkness Be My Friend
• TV can be a good thing
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I wouldn't be.

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