Findings:
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- There was once a Man
- Once there was a way...
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- There once was a girl named Irene
- Leather-bound organizer
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- Finding air where matter once was
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Crazy? I was crazy once.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- Love is stored in the memories of what once was
- I was adored once too
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
- I was in a blindfold taste test once...
- Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I was a nice guy once
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- Once was enough
- every noder was once a normal human
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- What was stolen by someone else
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I was raised by the French government
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Where Once Life Was
- I once dreamt that I was a line
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
- I was a free man once, in Saigon
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- This Dust Was Once the Man
- There Once Was a Farmer
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I was in a commercial once
- every secret thing was made by some one
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- what once I was
- Once By The Pacific
- I was once young and had a home
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Saved by the Bell
- Chased by bears
- by
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- when it was done
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- virgin by choice
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- case by case
- Zero divided by zero
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Sorrow of Parting
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Bird by Bird
- Paint by Numbers
- Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
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