Findings:

• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• How Do You Want Me?
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How Daniel explained it to me
• All the empty things disguised as me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• show me what the world is all about
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Let me feel that
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• See Me, Feel Me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• all your monsters come to me
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• All For Me Grog
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• All of Me
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Things that make me feel feminine
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• All around me
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• all your faults in me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• tell me all your reasons
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• How television car chases influenced me
• all of these people are me
• You will not remember me at all
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• He taught me how to smoke
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Excuse me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When you want me and how you want me
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up

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