Findings:

• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• CA(1982): Rights of the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Know your pets
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The People of Paper
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Capitalize, please
• Dead links in writeups
• Even nerds need people skills
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Help people who need help
• People need difficult languages
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Things people put up their butts
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Sunday People
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Right people
• People who carp about their jobs
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• people who need people are just people who need people
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Need To Know
• special needs
• needs
• Elf needs food badly
• All you need is love
• We don't need no education
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• A PC game guaranteed to suit the needs of contemporary society
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• False Needs
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
• Streaming media needs an Apache
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• This Jargon Needs Work
• I need a direct neural link to everything.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
• Mordant's Need
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Kirby G6
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Love the one you don't need
• Every film needs a ninja
• What does God need with a starship?
• Foreigners need to understand what "cussing" is
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Humanity needs robot overlords
• needed words
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• The human race still needs religion
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• I need something like smoking
• I just need a hug, is all
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I need something to fly
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I need it for my dreams
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• No Need to Argue
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Friends In Need
• Why I need to leave
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• You need fat to survive
• We need 60fps cinema
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• YO I NEED A BUMP (user)
• I NEED K (user)
• basic needs
• You need something to put between the dramatic pauses
• How to tell if you need new tires
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What the World Needs Now is a Monolith...
• Call if you need me
• I was young and I needed the money
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The need for companionship
• The Need to Love
• Jesus is all I need
• Need Some Love
• Is another gas station really what we need?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• so expendable in their memory
• I Need Something Stronger
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Need Another Seven Astronauts
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• I Think We Need Helicopters
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• need more input
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• user-needs analysis
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• children's emotional needs
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Everything You Need
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Work like you don't need the money
• I Need
• I need to search your vehicle
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Special needs for special children
• Linux needs new leadership
• no need (user)
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Things a new baby needs
• Atlantis (I Need You)
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• Every town needs an Eiffel Tower tonight
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Need to get out more
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• The mystic need for solitude
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car

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