Findings:

• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• play dumb
• Ice sculptures formed by melting snow
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• People referred to by three initials
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The Who Sell Out
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• people who wear camo
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Asking random people for wisdom
• The Who By Numbers
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Taking things at surface value
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• People who don't smoke will never die
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• People who are not anarchists
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Personality is defined by other people
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• the cloud formed by your breath darkens my sight!
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Old man who lived by the crick
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• The bored who complain
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Capitalize, please
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Why people who jog live longer
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who died laughing
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Using a command line
• The other people who hate war
• people who don't exist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who don't read
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People who love FTP
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The People Who Used to Live There
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Judging women by their books
• Going by the script when talking to people
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Know your pets
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Flaunting your sexuality
• cat haters
• Dead links in writeups
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• meeting people out of context
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Type A blood
• People who use Windows
• Two people who are not touching
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable

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